Another one bites the dust… CONGRATS future Mrs. Penny on your upcoming wedding!
I rarely hang out in the city, let alone the Meatpacking District but here are a few tips to get you through the night:
- PRE- GAME. PRE- GAME. PRE-GAME. drinks in the city are expensive for no reason.
- DO NOT cross the rope before a bouncer grants you access. Seriously, you’ll be escorted off the premises.
- BOTTLE SERVICE or NOTHING. It’s annoying being “General Admission” at the club. If you’re celebrating something special, cough up those extra coins and relax.
- DON’T BE THE ANGRY BITCH. Listen, this is New York, it’s ALWAYS crowded. No need to get all defensive and rude because someone bumps into you or touches you. Leave New York if you don’t like people or can’t stand being touched by a random person. That’s life in this city.